14 Jan SuperBowl 50 like a boss: Decibel’s still got last-minute premium packages
We know how it is. You were busy. End of the hear holiday hustle and all. Happens to the best of us. Sometime back in October you heard someone mumbling about sporting events, but you were knee-deep in candy corn all, “SuperBowl? Ain’t nobody got time for that.” How quickly the seasons roll on. Now it’s January, friend. We’re three weeks shy of S-B-5-oh, it’s a bit late to come up with a brand activation, and if you go through the standard channels, all that’s left are the bitch seats. You know who sits in bitch seats? That’s right. Bitches.
Why, no. No you do not.
It’s cool, we got you
Through the grace of serendipity (and our wonderful partner vendors) we got our grubby mitts on some premium package deals for this most momentous of SuperBowls, including sweet game tickets and high-roller party access. These packages are not for the wilting lillies among you. They are for true Spartans of sport. They are for great leaders of men. They are for people who have effective strategies for getting the most out of an open bar.
While supplies last, we can land you seats in gold, red and blue (though Category K is currently sold out), plus white G and H:
We can also put you in the hottest Friday and Saturday night party locations rubbing shoulders with sports and entertainment A-listers. Namely:
Playboy Super Friday Night at AT&T Park
If hiding an indefatigable boner behind the flower arrangements sounds like the perfect way to spend an evening, this is the shindig for you. Playboy brings the sex and candy to AT&T park for a debaucherous evening of wine, women and wonder.
Rolling Stone Super Bowl Saturday Night at the San Francisco Design Center
Four hours of premium top shelf bar, hors d’oeuvres, live shows by actual musicians that you’ve actually heard of, red carpet, DJ sets and surprise appearances by important people that are guaranteed to make you look important by proxy.
DirecTV HDNet SuperBowl Party
This one’s near the top of the list for celebrity watching and pop performances, with previous entertainment provided by Kady Perry, Justin Timberlake, and other smooth-skinned luminaries. You know who played this party last year? Rihanna. The Queen Ri herself. And if it’s Ri-ri approved, it’s you-approved.
ESPN Next Party, Friday at Crissy Field
This invite-only throw-down caters particularly to athletes and sports-industry stars. If you’re in town for the love of the game, this is the place to be. Past guests have included Eli Manning, Tim Tebow, Keyshawn Johnson, Ray Lewis, Spike Lee, Josh Duhamel, Alex Rodriguez, Tony Romo and other immortals.
Bleacher Ball, Friday at Mezzanine
This hot ticket will be headlined by the Zac Brown Band and packed with yet more of humanity’s most fabulous specimens.
The Full Monty: All Inclusive Packages
If you’re just looking for individual tickets, no problem. But we can also hook you up with a complete off-the-rack offers, which include:
- 4 nights hotel accommodations at the Marriott Marquis in downtown San Francisco
- Upper Level Super Bowl game ticket in Sections 401-408, 415-422 (upgrades available)
- Deluxe luxury motor coach transportation to and from the Super Bowl on game day
- Your own dedicated event planner to assist with all of your pre-planning needs
- All taxes, gratuities, and our service fees are included with all of our package prices
Give us a ring at 703.953.4493, or write firstname.lastname@example.org for more details.